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Spiderman Perhaps?

The Real Spiderman Movie =D

Gangster fight haha

Obviously Alot Of You Heard Of This Video Right? Well Its Still Funny

Flirting?

• A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife
• got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
• He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
• going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
• good time to be spoiled by not going.
• So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
• soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and as it was still
• early,decided to go to the party.
• As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
• would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
• was not with him.
• She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
• cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he
• could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
• His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself,
• he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She
• let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
• After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
• ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
• passionate sex in the back seat.
• Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
• and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband
• came in,so she asked what kind of time he had.
• "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
• you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
• He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
• there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
• the spare room and played poker all evening."
• "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
• all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
• To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my
• Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."

We Live In Singapura Song

This also can be considered a Short history about Singapore hahahahahahaha.Let It Load all first.

Phua Chu Kang Rapping

During 2003 , Sars was a deadly disease , singapore has made this sars rap video haha.

Jokes a Joke

• In the old wild west, there were two cowboy, Krish and Jack. One day, the two were enjoying a beer in the local bar, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.
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• The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."
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• The two cowboy looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jack threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.
• The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a river. The two cowboy made their way down the river where Krish pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
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• Suddenly, Jack said, "Krish, take a look at this."
• Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."
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• Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."
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• Krish said, "look, cant you see i'm busy?. There's a thousand dollars in my hand!!."
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• But Jack keep on convincing him. "Please, Krish, take a look at this."
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• So Krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the cliff were five thousand red indians.
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• Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"