Jokes a Joke

• In the old wild west, there were two cowboy, Krish and Jack. One day, the two were enjoying a beer in the local bar, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.
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• The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."
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• The two cowboy looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jack threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.
• The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a river. The two cowboy made their way down the river where Krish pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
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• Suddenly, Jack said, "Krish, take a look at this."
• Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."
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• Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."
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• Krish said, "look, cant you see i'm busy?. There's a thousand dollars in my hand!!."
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• But Jack keep on convincing him. "Please, Krish, take a look at this."
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• So Krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the cliff were five thousand red indians.
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• Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"