British English Vs Malaysia English

• Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.
• The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions.
• Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.
• WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
• Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
• Malaysians: No Stock.
• RETURNING A CALL
• Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
• Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
• ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
• Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
• Malaysians: S-kew me
• WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
• Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
• Malaysians:No-need, lah.
• WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
• Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
• Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
• WHEN ENTERTAINING
• Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
• Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
• WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
• Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
• Malaysians: Where got?
• WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
• Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
• Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
• IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
• Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
• Malaysians: You mad, ah?
• WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
• Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
• Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
• WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
• Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
• Malaysians: See what, see what?
• WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
• Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
• Malaysians: Die-lah!!
• WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
• Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
• Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat?ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
• WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
• Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
• Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!