Flirting?

• A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife
• got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
• He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
• going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
• good time to be spoiled by not going.
• So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
• soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and as it was still
• early,decided to go to the party.
• As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
• would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
• was not with him.
• She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
• cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he
• could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
• His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself,
• he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She
• let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
• After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
• ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
• passionate sex in the back seat.
• Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
• and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband
• came in,so she asked what kind of time he had.
• "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
• you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
• He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
• there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
• the spare room and played poker all evening."
• "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
• all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
• To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my
• Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."