My God

• Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,
• discussing how important their children are.
• The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
• When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
• 'Father'."
• The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
• bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,
• 'Your Grace'."
• The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
• put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he
• walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
• The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
• The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
• She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied,
• well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a
• room, women say, "My God..."