- Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,
- discussing how important their children are.
- The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
- When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
- The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
- bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,
- 'Your Grace'."
- The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
- put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he
- walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
- The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
- The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
- She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied,
- well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a
- room, women say, "My God..."
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
- Got 3 person will go to space with the 1st Malaysia's rocket,3 of them are taking different things to space:
- 1.He brought lots of Candy that can last for 3 years.
- 2.He took a beautiful girl with him.
- 3.He brought many cigar and tobacco with him that can last for 3 years.
- After 3 years when they are back the reporter ask them what are there feelings:
- 1.I'm sad cause i am diabetic now.
- 2.I'm happy cause I get a baby boy.
- 3.WHAT THE SHIT...I forgot to take a lighter to space.
Story By WhatMyFriendSay at 9:58 AM
There were once 2 friend that bought a new binocular but different brand.Wood and Shaun was good friend. Wood boasted to Shaun"heh", your binocular is useless. I can see what you do with your wife on bed last night with my binocular!". Shaun replied calmly"haihzzzz, if your binocular is so good, you should see that's not my wife,............BUT YOURS!!!"
Story By WhatMyFriendSay at 2:48 AM