Saturday, August 11, 2007

Joke Jokes

  • Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.
  • A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
  • The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
  • So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
  • And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
  • And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
  • And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time
  • and one bicycle repairman."
  • And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
  • So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
  • about the 140 million Afghans!" -----Edited Due To Racism-----

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