Joke Jokes

• Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.
• A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
• The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
• So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
• And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
• And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
• And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time
• and one bicycle repairman."
• And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
• So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
• about the 140 million Afghans!" -----Edited Due To Racism-----