Friday, July 6, 2007

Flirting?

  • A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife
  • got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
  • He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
  • going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
  • good time to be spoiled by not going.
  • So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
  • soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and as it was still
  • early,decided to go to the party.
  • As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
  • would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
  • was not with him.
  • She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
  • cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he
  • could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
  • His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself,
  • he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She
  • let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
  • After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
  • ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
  • passionate sex in the back seat.
  • Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
  • and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband
  • came in,so she asked what kind of time he had.
  • "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
  • you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
  • He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
  • there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
  • the spare room and played poker all evening."
  • "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
  • all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
  • To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my
  • Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."

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